FOAGDIAF

fuck off and go die in a fire
commonly used in plases like msn and aim messenger

~TEXT CHAT~
Dork: hey man hows it going
Cool dude: FOAGDIAF dork

by warwolf_7 October 2, 2007

Ford Taurtus

Chevy lovers' slang for FORD TAURUS, implying SLOWNESS.

{RED LIGHT}

CHEVY LOVER: My Monte Carlo can whip your Ford Taurtus!

FORD LOVER: So.

{GREEN LIGHT}

{Monte Carlo blows away Taurus}

FORD LOVER: I'm buying that new Taurus SHO and blow that Shit Fucker away next time!

by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009

Ford Nation

The 20% demographic of the Toronto, Canada that will vote for Rob Ford (the crack smoking mayor of Toronto), no matter what ludicrous behavior he engages in. Ford Nation is considered to be the political arm of a lessor known religion that believes that Rob Ford (and possibly his older brother Doug Ford), are in fact religious-political God-Heads, and a Pope.

Ford Nation members have been characterized by IPSOS as 'extremely likely to have NOT acquired a high-school diploma', and to be at very high risk of being diagnosed with a major delusional disorder. They are more susceptible to road rage than any other single segment of Canadian society,

Ford Nation has been directly linked to: Somali Pirate Operations, the Dixon City Bloods Gang, The Toronto Sun Tabloid Empire, Deco Labels Inc (manufacturers of novelty fridge magnets that are placed on land mines), The Conservative GardenParty of Canada, The Hashish Dealing Chamber of Commerce of South Etobicoke, The Crimes of Extortion Guild, and Political Road-Rage-Pride Association.

Ford Nation members can be discerned in the wild by their bullying habits, profuse sweating, deep grunting noises and the tell-tale burrowing of deep tunnels for Subways that link rural areas to unused and condemned farmland.

Ford Nation is often confused with it's close neighbor: The State of Denial.

Ford Nation thumbed its nose as those downtown communist elites by building another subway line into the wilderness.... ha ha ha

Ford Nation wept just as Rob Ford wept.... when his vodka supply ran out just before a huuuge TV interview...

by Jenge December 4, 2013

Ford

An American car company, started by the entepreneur Henry Ford in the Detroit, Michigan area in the early 20th century. The name "FORD" is for many people an acronym in various forms:

Figure On Repairs Daily
Fix Or Repairs Daily
Found On the Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dishwasher

and on a positive angle:

First On Race Day

My second car was a Ford Fairmont. Because it had a V4 engine it took a few seconds to accelerate, but once it "clicked" it took off like a bat out of hell. Maybe it wasn't First On Race Day but maybe Fourth or Fifth On Race Day. It got me going. It never behaved like the negative acronyms suggest. It performed quite nicely.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

Ford Capri

There are two distinct Capri series the Ford Classic coupe and the pony car look alike.

Classic Coupe Capri (1961-1963)
Mk I Capri (1969-1974)
MK II Capri (1974-1977)
MKIII Capri (1977-1986)

The Capri came about as a desire to replicate American pony car look for the considerably less wealthy and class obsessed British market. As such Capris were equipped with small economy engines ranging from 1.3 to 3.0. Capris had humble Ford Cortina mechanics and as such were not performance oriented machines like the quicker Mustangs, Camaros or Cudas, to all intents and purposes they were cheap economy cars in wolves clothing.

I want to buy a little Ford Capri to cruise around this summer.

by FordGuy May 17, 2006

matt ford

a very sexy guy with beautiful hair and god like soccer skills. a very smart and funny guy with perfect everything. he also enjoys making love to melons and dogs. yo mama

i feel like matt ford, i enjoy loving on melons and dogs.

by dog butt in a butt October 24, 2008

ford

Faggot Opperated Road Disaster

The ONLY thing ford ever did right was the 9 inch rear end.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003