flushstrated

the feeling you get when, after flushing your toilet, your waste remains.

I pushed the toilet handle and when I looked back it was all still there, and I felt incredibly flushstrated.

by Jonfurstn November 8, 2010

Hard Flush

Fucking someone in the asshole with a toilet plunger while simultaneously jerking them off.

Brian Huntley just got the hard flush. He loves it.

by Dic October 18, 2003

awkward flush

When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.

Joe performed an awkward flush after his math teacher took the urinal next to him and smiled.

by MrNevermore September 26, 2007

Riddle Flush

The type of flush that occurs for all toilets at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University where a black hole opens up to swiftly evacuate all contents of the toilet upon activation of the toilet lever.

1: “Yo man, did you clog the toilet after that massive dump”
“ nope, I’ve got the riddle flush”

2: “be careful when you flush the toilet. The riddle flush might suck you in”

by ChokedFlowPooper November 19, 2018

Courtesy flush

The act of flushing multiple times at a guests house, or a party ensuring the probability of clogging the toilet is slim to none.

Yo dude if your going to take a shit, be sure to courtesy flush a few times

by Silver fear August 16, 2012

courtesy flush

1. Flushing the toilette more than once and ASAP to reduce the unpleasant scent of your own turd(s).

2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!

3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.

Redneck/Jail/Prison definitions:

EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?

EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!

Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.

by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010

flusher

A concoction that's supposed to remove drugs from the body to allow a user of illegal drugs to pass a drug test. Usually some kind of herbal pill of who knows what, that may or may not actually do anything. But hey, when you've been using and are hit with that unexpected drug test, you'll take anything to save your butt.

John was smokin' some hash over the weekend, but by taking a flusher he was able to pass a piss test for the tournament on Tuesday.

by hebbie June 15, 2009