Flower Mound

A place full of people who are both uptight and paranoid.

Bob: This place is a total Flower Mound!
Jake: It's a retirement home, dude, what do you expect?

by A_Mysterious_Man October 11, 2012

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Flowers

Dollars. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles.
Sometimes also referred to as roses.

Lexy told me it would cost 100 Flowers for a BJ.

by Maish July 16, 2008

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Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

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blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017

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flowrider

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.

Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.

by Who is Mike Jones? Mike Jones! October 9, 2005

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