loose floppy dick

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.

Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

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floody breezing

to decribe the weather politely in front of your grandparents

its floody breezing outside today

by snuffles October 16, 2004

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flooper my pooper

To have anal sex

Do you wanna flooper my pooper?

by BJCC June 21, 2010

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Floopadoop

A liquid-composed stool that seeps from the anal area into one's underwear after an attempt to fart or a heavy laugh takes a turn for the worst. Diarrhea chunks, stool discoloration, and blood seepage may or may not be present, but public embarrassment is always guaranteed.

Trema: "Dude, what's that smell?"

Nerrick: "Um... I had to fart and floopadooped..."

by BlacKnight104 January 11, 2012

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Floppy Sombrero

A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.

(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."

by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012

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