Fist of Stalin

When you shove your fist up a girl's arse up to your elbow, and shout "For the People!"

"Yo Derek, what's that brown stuff on your arm?"
"Oh, I just gave my girl the Fist of Stalin"
"Viva la Revolution"

by The_AllKnowing July 16, 2015

Double Fisted Monkey Style

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.

"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."

by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011

head fist

To insert ones head in the derriere of someone.

The video was displaying a somewhat explicit mass head fist fest.

by Jimple Sack July 14, 2014

Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"

So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .

by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009

fist fuck

What the politicians try to do too us every day.

This measure is vital to the national interest.............and it will not hurt them (the scum such as you and i)........to much

by paul March 5, 2005

kitten fister

to fist a small baby cat. for a visual, think kitten mittens.

I can't believe he cheated on me, that kitten fister!

by MirKat January 1, 2008

fist fucking

The art of putting your hand up the anal or vaginal canal.

Tom lubricated his hand and fore arm and slowly started fist fucking Johns ass hole, till Tom's arm was buried nearly to His elbow up Johns insides. Tom's repeated fist fucking of Johns hole gave John extreme orgasms.

by Pig Boy Polo June 1, 2006