financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.

employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!

by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021

Financially Raped

Paying for healthcare in the United States

Jack: "I just went to the hospital"
Alice: "Damn dude, sounds like you were financially raped!"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

creative financing

To find unique, and usually illegal, ways to obtain large amounts of money in a short period of time.

"I gotta come up with some creative financing if I'm gonna come up with 2G's"

by Neener June 15, 2004

campaign financing

A bribe.

Corporations and Billionaires are shelling out huge bribes to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a bribe by any other name is still a bribe.

by blueribbonredstripes September 26, 2012

Academy of Finance

A three year long high school program that goes from Sophomore to Senior year. The first class, Intro to Business, is easy. But this is deceptive because junior year you take College Accounting, which involves a lot of math. Then in you senior year you take Entrepreneurship in the International Arena. (That its literally that real name of the class.) The class isn't that hard, but the projects take forever. Including the country project and the pension fund project. It is very boring and take my advise., do not go into this program.

Freshmen: I'm going into the Academy of Finance

Senior: Don't do it!!!!!!

by Zach055 April 27, 2011

Filanthi

Someone who loves and cares for you very much. A Filanthi will love shopping, animals, travelling and Lady Gaga. She can sometimes be blind to obvious situations, but it's cute, she's forgiven easily. She can make friends easily and has a great life going for her! :)

OMG, I'm so happy I have a Filanthi in my life! :)

by anonymous2306 June 26, 2010

Final throws of death

While playing Halo Matchmaking and your just about to die, so you start wildly throwing grenades out in a futile attempt to kill your attacker, even though you know it will never work.

Dude, ninjameister348 started throwing frags everywhere when I stuck him with a plasma grenade. I guess he was in his final throws of death.

by fluffypat14 July 19, 2010