Felch

1. Mixture between faeces and cum (and anal jism) usually found after anal sex. To felch, eating this substance after anal sex (gay).
2. Annoying biology freak from America

Felch has a small willy.

by Tipper September 18, 2004

Felch Around

A man how perfoms a reach around with another man, and the dives in with a mcdonalds straw and extracts his engine lubricunt and ingest's it via an oral means.

Mike gave Richard a felch around, with exquisit results i.e he loved the cock!!

by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

felch

1. All the shit above

2. The name you give to that random black dude that thinks he can hang with your crew just cuz he's black. Felch is usually a half-black dude, most likely French and Black. He will undoubtedly be closet-status gay.

Felch aka (insert name): Hey Jamal, Dre! Whaddup my niggas! We gon' smoke five blunts tonight, right guys?

Jamal/ and or Dre: Shut up Felch.

Felch: You guys is wack. I'm goin home, squares.

Dre: good.

by The Tomster October 2, 2005

zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014

Bob felching

The art of sucking cum out of an asshole by an individual named Bob

Hey is that Bob felching?

by Fob belton May 4, 2018

Felch

sucking jiz

Felchhhh sucking jizzz

by naz324 October 29, 2009

Ultimate felch

When felchers get together for a felch fest that lasts for days.

All the felchers and felchees went to the ultimate felch!

by Grelber June 5, 2009