fetch

A replacement for cool. One thought to be coined by Tina Fey's "Mean Girls", it was actually developed in website www.giygas.net which show's by date that fetch was used before the movie had debuted. Sadly, now that is it has hit mainstream it, will die quickly.
The antonym is antifetch.

Adj: Look at that skater pulling that fetch move!
Interjection: Fetch! That was awesome!

by SalixRegina May 30, 2004

Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking

After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.

by Spurlin March 3, 2009

Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad

My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night

by Kota13f September 2, 2018

fetch

cool, peng, fun, etc..

you’re so fetch.. that’s so fetch...

by mariam’s definitions May 7, 2018

felshing

The act of sucking semen from any orafice eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the ass hole.

hayden took a straw and sucked the semen out of hannahs asshole aka he gave her a felshing

by hayden felching August 8, 2010

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003