Failfecta

When you initially fail at something and in response, attempt to fix the problem, leading to not one, but two other major screw ups.

My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA

by Delgado1 July 14, 2009

Fautfits

fat-outfits. The clothes you only wear when you are fat.

That guy has put on forty pounds and now only wears his fautfits.

by jorobopper August 13, 2009

faullafalla

a very large cow like animal that likes to eat food of all kinds

That faullafalla ate my sandwhich.

by faullafalla girl 1123758 February 13, 2010

Fauxfagget

NOUN/ADJ.
-A fake homosexual
- Straight male whom tells his friends and family he is gay when he is not

Paul Heft is a Fauxfagget.

by ringofaux May 20, 2010

Fault Tolerant

A word used by network admins in long confusing emails they send to try and cover up the fact they royally screwed up.

That’s the good news. The bad news is we now have to go through a process to move them back to fault tolerant which requires each store to be taken back offline while the data is duplicated to the reserve system.

by Developer Guy August 20, 2010

Faulked

walking in the street and getting yourself hit by a car

Erin was faulked on his way to go eat.

by chestogold. September 7, 2010

failface

the utter epitome of a person who is equivalent to failure.
aka people who sit on facebook chat and argue over who fails more.

Haha do you see that failface over there? They look like Emiko or Omid.

by let's end this March 30, 2011