STIFF POLE FISHING

1 TAKING SOMEONE TO A BODY OF WATER UNDER THE ASSUMPTION OF FISHING.SINCE FISHING IS EXTREMELY BORING SUGGEST STIFF POLE FISHING INSTEAD. WHEN SHE ASKS WHAT THAT IS SHOW HER YOUR OWN STIFF POLE AND SEE IF SHE TAKES THE BAIT.

BOBBY TOOK MARTHA TO THE LAKE TO GO STIFF POLE FISHING. THEY DIDNT CATCH ANY FISH BUT BOOBY CAME BACK WITH A RASH ON HIS GENITALES

by BERTALICIOUS1234 December 19, 2011

Las Vegas Fishing Trip

You go to Sin City for the weekend and the only thing you brought home was CRABS 🦀

-OR-
You and the fellas go “clam digging” but instead got CRABS 🦀

The Wolf Pack of One and Raul Duke respectively went on a Las Vegas Fishing Trip and itches for weeks

by KilgoreTrout2019 May 18, 2019

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

fishing

When a girl has an amazing ass and her pants are riding a little bit low and her thong is hanging out.

Damn bro! look at that! Shes fishing a nice black thong like 3 inches!

by Alienbob113 January 17, 2006

fly fishing

When you unzip someone's pants and start feeling around.

Dude, I was totally fly fishing Jenny in the movie theater last night.

by TrojanG April 16, 2009

juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.

"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"

by choo mama December 9, 2008

Sport Fishing

The act of a married or attached guy flirting with a girl to see if they still have "it." Also known as catch and release. Sport Fishing does not end up with a hook up, if it does see "adultery"

Friend 1: Bob is hitting on that chick over there, maybe I should go tell her he's married.
Friend 2. No need man, he's just sport fishing.

by Barbecue Man August 6, 2012