noun: to blow a big wad of snot out of one nostril while holding the other nostril closed by pressing on the side of the nose with the index finger or thumb.
When done properly, a farmer blow completely clears the nasal passage and the small amount of snot remaining on your nose can be wiped off on the back of your glove or on your sleeve. Good if you do things outdoors a lot and don't want the mess on a handkerchief in your pocket.
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One who enjoys another individual's penis.
However, this term is more widely used in regards to male homosexuals.
However, this term is more widely used in regards to male homosexuals.
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Get the pickle farmer mug.A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.
"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"
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look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer
by luron November 4, 2008
Get the jizz farmer mug.a lad who prefers the company of a mot rather than being chill with fellow lads. a fanger may be labelled as such due to displaying a sly or secretive attitude concerning his womanising ways to the lads, and will in most cases be made an example of.
facebook status by jilted lad friend: "james, the fanger, is on a date right now. Fang. Er."
comment: "we're one short for a footie match thanks to john and his bird...he's such a fanger."
comment: "we're one short for a footie match thanks to john and his bird...he's such a fanger."
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