If it takes 50 times of doing something wrong to take your time and do it right, take 50 times to do it wrong.
If it takes 50 times to find your rhythm, get a little more relaxed and confident in what you're doing, and do it right, that's how many times it takes. Fucking up isn't meant to be fun, but without failure you're not going to learn anything new.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
Get the Failuremug. A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
Get the Educated failuremug. “Steven, You’re a failure!”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”
by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021
Get the Failuremug. 
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alivemug. by TheGeck September 20, 2021
Get the Evolutionary Failuremug. When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there
tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone
john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone
john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
Get the Cellaerial Failuremug.