Stress Induced Butt Facheism

A disorder that causes your fache, or face, to look like a butt, often times induced by stress.

Meghan Ryan has a really bad case of stress induced butt facheism, see how her face looks like a butt?

by joemooommmaa August 13, 2010

Ice Facial

While consuming a beverage, a clump of ice cubes crash into your face all at once. Usually happens after most of the liquid is gone, as the ice appears to be stable, yet the slightest change in angle blows a frozen load all over you.

In reaching the last of my iced tea, I tilted the glass too much and promptly received an ice facial.

by Mark A. Opfell November 22, 2007

Fachina

This is how a girl named Elizabeth thought the word "Vagina" was spelled.

My Fachina itches, does yours, bitch?

by David Gray July 26, 2006

fachinga

Latin slang for a bitch's goodies.

I wanna stick my pinga in her fachinga.

by therealarod May 8, 2005

Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

Facialist

Someone who performs aesthetic skin care procedures to the skin on the face.

A facialist performs glycolic acid peels, lactic acid peels and is widely trained in product ingredients. A facialist understands what will work for your skin type.

A facialist makes your face look amazingly beautiful and you skin radiates.

A facialist is a well trained aesthetician who massages your face and sometimes your neck too.

A facialist works at a spa.

"My facialist tells me that I need to use this hyaluronic acid moisturizer everyday that's why my skin is so soft."

"My facialist is going to be so mad at me."

"My facialist charges me when I don't show up to my appointment."

by draijasnake October 17, 2012

facial hardware

The crappy jewelry that otherwise cute girls wear in their noses, lips and other parts of their faces that is a huge turnoff for guys.

She's a really attractive girl, but why does she's have all that fing facial hardware?

by Mike Eff October 19, 2013