Facebook 

A website that keeps changing things pointlessly, without ever actually fixing any problems nor making up its mind; a website that can never be properly fixed.

So when a person "pulls a facebook", it means that they cannot decide one way or another, and change things to cover up the various mistakes they have made instead of applying their time to fix them.

So I totally pulled a facebook on that math test. Hopefully the teacher won't notice how I got all the problems wrong because I made everything what I thought was pretty! =D

Facebook by AnnoyedPatron November 3, 2010

facebook 

a place where you're friends with the people you hate

Grandma: What's Facebook?
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!

facebook by DancingAndy May 9, 2011

facebook 

A - The new myspace for all you who are still on it.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.

A - Welcome to Facebook!
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction

Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K

Speaker: That is.... correct?

facebook by smileychick December 11, 2011

Facebook 

Where all the internet tough guys go to pick fights over nothing with people they don't even know on pages they really don't like in real life.

I love reading fights on Facebook

Facebook by CeeJayy1021 September 4, 2011

Facebook 

An internet site that swallows up your time. It's highly addictive and a haven for stalkers. Everyone has a 'profile'.

Person 1: I added her on facebook that night!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a stalker

Facebook by wa1kingdicti0nary December 23, 2011

facebook 

Website made to distract students from studying, homework, and school projects.

Student 1: Dude!!! I forgot to study last night because I was on facebook!!!

Student 2: Haha, sucks for you! My parents won't let me make a facebook!

facebook by booty-raider December 26, 2011

facebook 

A social media that was supposed to be used for getting to know people and getting in touch with friends, but now is used by sassy middle-aged women with wine addictions and post minion pictures with captions.

Facebook isn't what it used to be

facebook by JD-Puffy April 21, 2017