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Facebook

A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!

Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!

Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
by DarthGyro October 18, 2016
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Facebook

A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"
I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer
by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018
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Facebook

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.
by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017
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Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.
Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."
by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018
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Facebook

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
by Mr Special September 1, 2018
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Facebook

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
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Facebook

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.
I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!
by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019
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