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zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"
I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"
by Trobert651 November 21, 2014
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Bob felching

The art of sucking cum out of an asshole by an individual named Bob
Hey is that Bob felching?
by Fob belton May 4, 2018
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fencing

a so-called "sport" for queers, fags jump around in white tights and bang each other's long sticks, then they get new partners and repeat

honestly, fencing is an art, not a competitive sport

martial arts, wrestling, and football own fencing
everyday when our wrestling team walks by the fencing practice, we make fun of them
by TakedownFire December 8, 2006
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Monkey Wrenching

The act of two males spreading their butt cheeks and trying to make their butt holes touch by backing into each other.
John: What's that sound? It's like someone smacking two Easter hams together...
Seth: Oh, that's just Ben and Mike monkey wrenching in the other room.
by Sambo "RAC" Jackson December 18, 2017
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trenching

1. To have sex with a virgin and make her bleed. 2. To make a girl have a great orgasm
I was trenching that girl
by jiggalunatic May 13, 2005
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Frenchie

A fat female who doesn't think she's fat, and wears tight, revealing clothing.
Look at the spare tire on that Frenchie!!
by Mary Magnum November 29, 2004
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Finching

Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with toilet paper for hygenic reasons.

This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.

Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.

The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.

At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.

The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).

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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan, mut juice, jew juice, buthole hair and a wisdom tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!
by Xupac April 22, 2010
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