Focus Group Rock

Music written by actual bands and songwriters, but clearly for the SOLE PURPOSE of getting into an Apple ad, Nike ad, or "hip, young" car ad. Catchy at first, but the keen listener will very quickly realize something is very, very wrong - is it fake? No, that's not it... there's just something... something too calculated about its charm. Listen to these songs and you'll get it.

Fun. - "We Are Young"
Grouplove - "Toung Tied"
Neon Trees - "Animal"
Pomplamoose - "Up On The Housetop"

"Yeah, I barely even listen to the radio anymore, all the hip Focus Group Rock is on the TV!"

by cynic syndicate June 1, 2012

Focus your audio

Listen carefully.

"Shut your trap and focus your audio. This is important."

by coolblackguy1 May 11, 2016

Focus face

When someone is playing an instrument and their muscles in their face completely fall limp, it’s a sign that they are completely focused on their instrument and they aren’t thinking of anything else.

Dude, Jojo has real bad focus face when he’s playing the drums, he has it worse than all of us.

by random person thing September 17, 2018

Focustration

To be focused and concentrated at the same time.

Revising for this test took extreme focustration.

by Imurbanru May 8, 2019

Fouseycon

The same bullshit flop as TanaCon but hosted by Fouseytube

Her:You going to fouseytubes event?
Me: nah people are already calling it Fouseycon

by m0ca May 20, 2019

Fousty

A word used to describe something disgusting. Basically a mixture of mouldy, dusty, sweaty, buttcrack etc. Any disgusting word.

Guy 1: ‘Can you guys smell that?’
Guy 2: ‘*Heaves* yeah, it’s disgusting!’
Guy 3: ‘It’s so fousty! Ughhhh!’

by Steffnik January 15, 2020

Fetus deletus

The act of performing a spell on a pregnant women. It also works for deleting people from the world

"I'm going into labor"
"FETUS DELETUS"
*baby vanishes*

by Tossed salad 12r February 14, 2020