Floor Buffer

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.

Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.

by Jim E. Junk May 22, 2006

floor killer

A song that makes everyone in the club dance so hard that they expend all of their energy and need to sit down for several songs afterward.

Dude, this awesome new remix is going to be a total floor killer when I spin it at the club!

by Nuklearx March 2, 2009

the floor here is made of floor

A common phrase used by planetary explorers, when they come in contact with solid ground on a new planet.

"we've landed on kepler 14k, the floor here is made of floor."

by The1AndOnlyIntellectual June 4, 2018

kickdown some floorspace

phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.

"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

Floor Bacon

Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.

"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"

by WestAvenger January 29, 2009

Four Floors Of Whores

Orchard Towers "The Four Floors Of Whores" is a 18 story building in Sinagpore frequented by military personnel. The first five four have different clubs and bars in it, but is more known as a Whore house. Where a someone can pick up prostitutes.

Hey remember that time we went to the Four Floors Of Whores.

by jonny long wood December 10, 2011

LIPZ TO THE FLOOR!!!

This happens when a person,another animal and or when playing a computer game for whatever reason, slips(losses their footing) and falls on their face. The spectators then shout

LIPZ TO THE FLOOR!!!!!

then laugh.

Sam walks in a room

Sam slips and falls on his face

one or more people shout "LIPZ TO THE FLOOR!!!!"

ps: This comment may also be followed by: "That manz not SERIOUS!!!"

by Samuel Justin adesanya July 20, 2007