EULA

A cunning legal spell crafted by corporations (looking at you, Nintendo) disguised as a harmless click-through agreement, but in reality, it's a prenup you didn't know you were signing. By accepting it, you're basically handing over your digital rights, your ability to mod, and probably your firstborn, in exchange for the privilege of being nickel-and-dimed forever. When Nintendo slaps one of these on your screen, just know it's less about protecting creativity and more about squeezing every last gold coin from your nostalgia-addled wallet—because nothing says "thanks for your loyalty" like being legally forbidden from using the product in any way they didn’t explicitly charge you for.

"Damn I lost my child due to supporting Nintendo's EULA License Agreement!"

by KalvinTheGreat May 14, 2025

Premature Exclamation

Sending of a message (usually text message) that you haven't finished writing, sent due to wrongly pressing the "send" button.

Dad: thanks for the sex

WHAT?

Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)

by fabtab March 19, 2012

South Euclid high school

Shit hole

If You go two South Euclid high school you are a piece of shit

by Meat sticker April 20, 2015

emotionally enclaved

When your body and mind are taken over by emotion without regard to boundaries

When I met the man of my dreams, I was emotionally enclaved with love and affection.

by Love child October 19, 2015

Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Reverse Éclair

when a male ejaculates into his semi-solid shit, filling it up like an éclair, and then gives it to his sexual partner to eat

male 1: Bro, I took the nastiest dump last night
male 2: You should have made it into a reverse éclair for your wife like I did

by urbandicktionsharer December 8, 2019

Fireføx Enclave general

A friendly guy that always does his best to be funny even tho he is clinically depressed.

Avoids contacts irl but is one of the most talkative people online.

"Fireføx Enclave general ain't funny"

by Random-idiot42069bigmoron October 8, 2020