Something people of the younger generation have an inexplicable difficulty in expressing. Most notably the use of "American English", a degredation of the traditional language where "peepz speek lik diz, yo!!". Critique is erronously directed towards anybody with half a brain and the sense to realize that using "traditional English" is NOT "old-fashioned" or "geeky".
Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.
Conversely, English has already been the most bastardized language over the centuries, having taken many words from multiple languages and confusing the hell out of non-native speakers. But people of today's generation do NOT need to go intentionally out of their way to bastardize this already-confusing language further.
"Hipster": 'Eya homes, whaddup yo?! Layin' th'cuts straight ballinz, fo shizzle?!"
Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."
Person who speaks proper English: "Learn some basic English, fucker. I've got no idea what the hell you're saying."
by Alhadis December 9, 2004
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Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.
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When a male has anal sex with a partner, then ejaculates inside, then uses a large, blunt object to widen the anus. Then he reaches inside and scoops out feces and semen, then eats it.
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Get the English mug.A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.
Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!
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2. mis-spelling of the word church in spanish (iglesia)
3. what you call an awesome person.
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3. what you call an awesome person.
1. Person 1: "OMG did you hear about Englesia?! She's an awesome person! She just did a 360 flip off the Empire State Building and landed on Chuck Norris."
2. "Did you go to englesia yet?
3.i love that girl man she's hot she's englesia like she's TOTALLY ENGLESIA SHE"S WOW
2. "Did you go to englesia yet?
3.i love that girl man she's hot she's englesia like she's TOTALLY ENGLESIA SHE"S WOW
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