When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
by everyonesgay April 17, 2020
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Guy#2 Bob ditches us to go talk to girls
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Guy#1 Where did Bob go??
Guy#2 Bob ditches us to go talk to girls
Guy#3 he is pulling an eli
by NotAmmon November 9, 2018
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by miss V edwards February 19, 2019
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by Tel Mibson December 29, 2010
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