Elijah

An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.

Ew, he is such an Elijah. Yuck

by rossabong June 4, 2020

Elijah

A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.

Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah

by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020

Elijah

The biggest brain in the world he can out play u in minecraft smack u in fortnite top 4% of his grade .
Has an amazing youtube channel with amazing content and he has alot of friends

The mans a big brain

No he is an Elijah

by DerrpyFish August 19, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is a stupid person. He never respects girls and he never respects their decisions.

“Hey did you hear what Elijah did?” “Yeah he’s such a nasty person for doing that”

by hananann August 26, 2020

elijah

a boy who forget everytime to use a condom.

“ damn you are such an elijah !”

by sjckqueen September 16, 2020

elijah

he is trash

"elijah is trash at fall guys"

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is a good friend, he knows how to dress, he is very funny, he is fine, he has nice ass hair, and he is very trust worthy so if yu got one dont lose them.

Elijah is a very good friend

by Monchaa November 3, 2020