Jimmy Early

When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to mouth on you.

Tom: "Hey bro I got some Jimmy Early today!"
Brad: "Bro I know, I was the one who did it for you!"

by butfocks February 18, 2008

early friender

Someone who friends you on facebook before actually meeting you. Usually associated with upcoming freshman college students friending everyone in the college to make friends.

Ugh, you mean the early friender who is facebook friends with our whole grade and no one is actually friends with?

by StonehillSkyhawk July 12, 2010

Early Game

Early game is just a rng section in the beginning of a speedrun game.

Nicroveda: Early game is just a myth
Twitch: Just get better lol

by Robert40 November 17, 2018

the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

Early 2000's shows

Pretty much either golden for nostalgia, or downright stupid. You would get home from school or whatever and watch some show on your huge TV. Not the flat, tall ones, the ones that have pretty small screens and a back wider than your pp will ever be.

Person 1: "Did you watch that one show on TV when you were a kid?"
Person 2: "No, but I watched this one."
Person 1: "Oh, that one awful show that god abandoned as soon as he saw the concept?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Man, early 2000's shows really could suck."

by pastel_kindaa February 25, 2021

eargay

A sound or music that is pleasant to listen to

What is this glorious eargay we're listening to?

It's Mozart.

Oh, how lovely.

by firebird42 May 1, 2007

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003