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Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.
Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan
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The most fucking attractive and cute human being to ever live. He has a really sweet smile that literally melts your heart and a laugh that is so contagious that you can't help but laugh or smile too. Has a great voice and sings like an angel. Fit but also smart as heck. Sometime quiet in the cute way but also energetic and lively with his friends. Great sense of humour with jokes that make everyone laugh. Kinda flirty. Overall really friendly, approachable, and respectful.
"Ethan is so fucking hot, holy shit!"
"Ethan will make any girl or guy fall for him."
Ethan by justarandomguyhere August 23, 2022
Ethan a farting menace on drugs once we t comes out hes uncontrollable
Is that Ethan?

Chokes from farts ahhhhhh
Ethan by Ethan’s Butt September 30, 2022
Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.
Omg look Ethan came out of his coma!
Ethan by Harisson Benenty December 6, 2022
A very cute, loving caring person with a kind heart. He is fit and often comes with a six pack. Hold on to him
Ethan by hghuuhnfi February 6, 2023
Always hot as f**k
Him: do you have a bf?

Her: yeah I'm dating Ethan
Him: the hot one
Her: yeah
Ethan by Anonymous? ?? February 6, 2023
A respectable person who is often nicer. He will always be a good friend, a best friend. He is a gentle giant. He loves you in the friend way and understands ur personal needs without you having to talk about it. He has been through a lot but understands that he cant change his past and focuses on his future. He doesnt need a lot and will often focus on you more than himself.
Ethan is such a good friend
Ethan by thatonehorseguy September 26, 2023