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Escapee

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
I was taking a leak and suddenly a fart escape at the same time,

I had an escapee !!!!
by Pepinoantezana November 18, 2013
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Escapegoat

Of the children whose parent(s) are diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder NPD, there is one child who is assigned the role of Scapegoat. The NPD person directs their abusive behavior, blame, rage, criticism, assault and battery toward this child. After the child grows into an adult and provide their own financial support, they go off and form a circle of friends and relatives who love and accept them. At this point, that have changed from Scapegoat to Escapegoat. They only see the NPD person in settings that the NPD will not attempt to reestablish the trauma bond with the Escapegoat.
To maintain peace of mind and emotional stability, the Escapegoat avoids the parent with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
by Sunset Slim C November 23, 2018
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Escapegoat

Someone who is unjustly blamed for an action they didn’t commit
Nicky didn’t steal the bologna string, he was just the escapegoat
by Bald Eagle Mailman March 31, 2021
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Escapee

A boobie that has found it's way out of the wearers night attire during the night.
Went diving under the duvet for any escapees this morning and I found one!
by Contributer100 January 25, 2022
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Escapegoat

A person that you see on the side (usually sexually) to escape the realities of life.
Liana had many escapegoats that her husband didn't know about.
by mwsupra August 21, 2025
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Land-escaper

(noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.
Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.
by Lazarus727 February 14, 2010
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Closet Escaper

Person who successfully accepted that they're gay or successfully escaped Narnia.
Did you hear about Colton? He's finally came out! He's a closet escaper!
by Cheeseburger69 March 18, 2016
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