Classically Educated

When you’re really smart and use the right yours in the correct context.
Being classically educated also means you don’t believe victims and find dog sexual assault funny LOL.
It also gives you n word hard r pass because you think racism is a conspiracy theory. (e.g. being racist to muslims isn’t racist)

your heinous is correct
you’re clapped is wrong

USE THE RIGHT YOUR
Another example of being classically educated:
Haru...stop talking about your abuse and let me show you my private folder of my daughter. 😁😁😁
Shit in bed!

by Wilfyisaboatthat February 13, 2021

Educated Wish

A wish based on knowledge and experience and therefore likely to come true.

Wolverine: You Lied
Deadpool : NO!!!! I made an educated Wish!!!!!!

by Cashbeaste July 29, 2024

Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.

Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.

by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021

Education

Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.

Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021

Ohio Center for Law Related Education

Commonly shortened to the OCLRE. Used to pop off with the best mock trial competitions in Ohio, but now takes 3 weeks to return scores and another 2 to award best witnesses and attorneys. Hasn't been the same since they went virtual, and they just might be using COVID as an excuse to slack off.

Man, I sure hope the Ohio Center for Law Related Education gives us our scores this weekend.

First time?

First time.

by reese dimattia May 18, 2022

Forced Re-education

Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!

Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

Educative Coded

Something that's super common, but lowkey toxic and a big red flag

Bro, constantly checking your ex's social media is so educative coded, you gotta let that toxicity go

by wheezeattheghosts February 24, 2024