Cronky donkey

Whatever definition you want darl :)

She is a bit cronky donkey

by 2020 vision March 18, 2021

ronk that donk

Slang for "bump and grind" or when a guy places his dick between the ass cheeks of a woman and starts grinding up and down.

Man check out Felicia ass! I know, I'm so going to ronk that donk later tonight yo!

by Cool James and Black Teacher May 23, 2017

Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.

John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018

That’s so Donkey

When something is so legit or nostalgic that you think of the good old days when Shrek was in theaters.

Dude…they’re playing dragon ball z on Cartoon Network. That’s so Donkey.

by DeepGapeNine March 10, 2023

horp a donker

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.

I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.

by shawndo919 April 16, 2008

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

Dumb Donkey

One who fails to use their intelligence in a common sense situation.

Tom: She had sex with her boyfriend at her job. She caught on camera and she got fired.

Vickie: *shakes head* Dumb donkey!

by Kitty05 October 20, 2007