Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Dutch glue

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue
by giggollocks July 24, 2009
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dutch mcflurry

Whilst having anal sex, the one giving ejaculates as the one receiving shits themselves, the sex continues though, as the resulting mixture becomes reminiscent of a mcflurry
by Mcflurry dutch June 05, 2016
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Reverse Dutch

When a dyke puts her finger in you.
Last weekend I hooked up with this butch lesbo and she totally Reverse Dutched my ass
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Dutch Airfrier

The act act of farting into a fan pointed in the direction of an unaware individual.
Eddy gave Cat a dutch airfrier as he walked past the fan.
by RandyLane December 13, 2022
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infinity dutch

A dutch meant to be used to roll into a blunt, however possessing no end on the leaf where it can be peeled. The roller often continually turns and turns it looking for the end before turning to the other side, or cracking a new as it is deemed an Infinity Dutch.
"What the fuck is taking you so long you rook"

"Its a fucking infinity dutch, get in the car."
by Ridgefields Finest October 26, 2007
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Dutching the Vaughan

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"
by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009
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