Tres Duce

A 32 magnum revolver, will split your wig, very concealable because of its small size.

I used to have the tres duce and the duce duce in my bubblegoose, now I got the mac in my knapsack. - Biggie Smalls (Party and Bullshit)

by PapaSmurf3147 October 29, 2009

phantom duce

The act of shitting in the back of a toilet and then covering it so it smells up the entire bathroom and no one can find the source.

Bro 1: dude dont go in there its gonna smell for weeks.

Bro 2 : Why?

Bro 1; I just took a phantom duce!

by laxbro116 February 21, 2011

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011

doucer

twenty four ounce of brew

get me a doucer.
No.
do it, woman!

by dfergf November 24, 2007

doce

to shit on somebody

"I doced on that nigga, a few times." -Mac Dre

by mas187 October 15, 2010

duece zeros

a so called fancier way of saying 20 inch rims

that escalade looks phat sittin on them duece zero's

by the ron July 27, 2004

Ducetard

A couple of tards, 2 stupid people, 2 Pieces of shit, 2 of anything that can be considered a Tard.

Maxi and Sam are a ducetard.

by cooldeadsex aka nirvanainnirvana aka parggins aka shad0wsmurf October 4, 2007