Drain Pain

Passing out after sex before removing a condom from tool.

I was so drunk last night I fucked a fatty and not only passed out in her bed but didn't even take my condom off. Talk about some serious drain pain the next morning followed by a quick exit before her roommates could see me!

by MTJMZ August 5, 2009

Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!

Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!

by Boychi January 9, 2021

steel drain pipe

a steel drain pipe is a common form of torture the mafia uses which is when someone grabs a steel drain pipe and aggressively caves your skull in

Mafia Boss:hey Tony wheres the $50,000 you owe me

Tony:i....i do....dont have it yet

Mafia Boss:give him the steel drain pipe Marco
Marco:sure thing boss
Tony:no....no.. please i have a family

by mr georgy the handgun September 26, 2023

storm drain babies

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.

i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.

by aquaman84 June 30, 2011

Rusty Drain Pipe

A dirty, unwiped anus.

Oh my gosh, she bent over and I saw she had a rusty drain pipe.

by Johnjimo April 16, 2021

Drain their potatoes

Drain your potatoes, drain our potatoes, drain his potatoes, drain my potatoes -- urinate

We need to stop soon so the boys can get out and drain their potatoes.

by Kickasso December 23, 2021

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023