Douche Marks

When a female liberates a vaginal discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. Douche marks are usually the bi product of sexual intercourse.

Man you and your lady left some wicked douche marks on my couch last night.

by The Laughing Man EP October 21, 2007

douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell

Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Gym Douche

Usually a young man from the Northern East Coast area. Always has a "wing man" (also a Gym Douche). They usually wear Air Jordan shoes & basketball shorts, and baggy shirts with the entire sides cut out. Also sporting their fresh Blow Out haircut. They make copious amounts of noise and hit on the local gym girls. They also believe that they own portions of the gym and have certain rights that "Regular Members" don't have.

Regular Member: "Hey man are you using these 20lb weights?"

Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"

by Kahjitte January 21, 2012

douche-fuckery

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move

Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery

by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010

Douche Pump

A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.

That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.

by Dr SlangBang May 12, 2010

douche out

To rinse; usually with fresh water.

Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

by Telephony July 17, 2014

Pretentious Douche

To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic

Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.

by SimplyShrimp February 3, 2015