Douché 

Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.

Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"

Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."

Me: Douché.

Douché by newsvava March 5, 2009

douché 

French word for shower

Je me douché.

(I shower myself)

douché by DrkLtsJggl June 25, 2004

douché! 

An exclamation. Said when acknowledging that someone retaliated to a douche bag by acting like a bigger one.

Douché! Mary responded to John's breaking by text message by posting pictures of John wearing her panties.

douché! by sweetjanijani December 1, 2011

Douché 

A word used as acknowledgement when one who has perpetrated a douche-like action against another receives another douche-like action in return.

Wow! I may have slept with your girlfriend, but you went ahead and slept with my mom! Douché, my friend!

Douché by Stevie44 June 28, 2014

douché 

Used in the same manner as touché, douché is used when a bro is coming at ya but being a douchebag about it, especially when making a personal jab at you.

Levi: Hey guy, saw you got laid last night, nice job!
Patrick: Oh thanks man, it's been long enough!
Levi: Yeah, too bad she was a porker.

Patrick: Ahh, douché!

douché by paddywhacks July 23, 2014

Douche' 

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

Douche' by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douché 

Corruption of the word touché. Used as an acknowledgement during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person while also acknowledging that they are themselves a douche.

A: "It must suck not enjoying things so much."
B: "I get as much enjoyment from being a pretentious critic and feeling superior with my refined tastes".
A: "Douché".

Douché by Syndicate Scribe February 5, 2018