mess in a dress

a tranny wearing a prom dress at the mall; looking like shit when u go to the club; being a slut

Gurl y r u wearing old navy thongs to the club?!!?! ur a mess in a dress!

by Waltizzle!!! April 8, 2010

dress

A thing that a girl wears in the summer so she'll get all the hot guys. mostly really short dresses

wow! look at that pretty dress! i wanna date that girl!

by your worst nightmare May 13, 2005

dressel

to dressel someone means you have sex with him/her and he/she is just a fuck. you don't give a shit whats the persons name or what he/she ist doing. The sex is rough so he/she can not take action the next days, this person needs to recover. mostly you make sex with this person and you show her/him something new. You brake their mental walls down. Mostly just using the partner as a thing.

i dresseled her last night, now she knows how to deepthroat, she did not show up in office today. so i did realy dressel her.

by Pathfinder198 June 20, 2010

velvet dress lady

A term made by a group of suburban kids in Seattle meaning something that is unfavorable, annoying, unpleasant, or bad in a way that is stupid and non-sensical. Also used to describe something or someone ugly, stupid, gross, or unfashionable.

#1 Jeff: I don't like being talked to like that. Change your tone.
Charlie: Don't be so velvet dress lady, I was just asking for a pencil.

#2 God, her dress fits all wrong, it's so velvet dress lady.

by GrandBezard September 27, 2006

take off the dress

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: "take off the skirt")

You're too tired to go out? Take off the dress, dude.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

dessert

1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!

by Swandizzle March 25, 2008

sex dress

Usually a skimpy short dress, worn with the intention of getting lucky in public with the dress on.

For public fucking, a short dress will be the most discreet, this dress is referred to as a sex dress.

With my sex dress on, I can get lucky without the trouble of being without pants! Cant forget no panties tho!

by punanymous December 12, 2009