Long Distance Lover

A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.

Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!

Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.

Hillary: aww...

by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009

Disadulation

Oh you don't wanna know

- Jim Halpert

I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full Disadulation.

by Faaziilll July 16, 2021

Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

long distance

really hard and passionate making out. With tongue.

"Why were you guys gone so long?"

"We were long distance racing!"

by Connor is a beast!! June 19, 2008

Distaolo

to try to make fun of someone but it ends up backfiring and you get made fun of. every one hating you

saying that someone is gey then everyone reacting against you

by Donald May 14, 2004

Short distance pole vaulting

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

by Tonys June 2, 2014

Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus

The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy

by D Flawless April 2, 2020