1 definition by Hailey_01
A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.
Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!
Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.
Hillary: aww...
Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.
Hillary: aww...
by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009