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Stegosaurus, Asexual organisms, Ben Franklin, Fred Flinstone, and 897 Others like this.
)Caveman #43543
*BROFIST*
9127 BC * Like
)Cavewoman #43396
mmm I like intelligent cavemen..
9127 BC * Like
)Father Time
jesus christ im so high right now
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)Woolly Mammoth
I'd still kill you little fucks if I weren't extinct
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