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somalian beedle dial

haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.
man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?

man 2:yeah definatly

man 1:ok
by hairy beedle October 13, 2009
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dial his own number

The act of anal masturbation with one's own finger, thumb or fingers. Can be a male or female.
Frankie Bones loves himself so much, he is known to dial his own number while driving.
by Mr. Scumbag to you November 9, 2011
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High Speed Dial Up

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet
by 50% Cat November 17, 2011
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dial up rile up

A state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow dial up modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to broadband data services.
He put his fist through the monitor in a dial up rile up.
by massimo_rubberslash October 28, 2005
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drunk call girl/drunk dial girl

Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.
by X lu January 11, 2004
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Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)
I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.
by darkdial January 6, 2017
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Dial-Up Modem

A computer that requires a telephone line to communicate to another machine on the other side and do a data transfer, often times connected to a PC for use
Person 1 (An newbie): "The Dial-Up modem made weird sounds while I waited for it to connect to the Internet....."

Person 2 (An expert): "Oh don't worry! It's speakers makes these sounds because it's built like a telephone and those sounds are analog signals being turned back into data signals just like the SSTV technology! But these sounds are to check if the connection has problems."
by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024
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