defile

The dry hump something or someone for the purpose of taking a funny picture.

The bartender went to the washroom so I dropped my pants and defiled the guinness tap, check out the pic!

by Defiling Dave August 31, 2006

definately

'Definately' enjoys a subtly different meaning from 'definitely'.
If some item x is definitely f (i.e. it definitely has the property of f-ness), then it must be f in some perfect, absolute, non-finite way.
By contrast, if some item x is definately f then x is f by definition, or is the very definition of f-ness.
The former is an ontological claim, whereas the latter is conceptual/semantic.
That's why all us clever people who spell by rational deduction rather than blind repetition use both spellings, to distinguish our precise meanings.

Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definately be too late.

by philip mark young August 4, 2007

definately

An alternative spelling of the word "definitely", used most notoriously by a sensationably adorable girl whose defiant side causes her to use a more phenetic spelling for words with arbitrary spellings.

You definately don't spell "definitely" as "definitely".

by andy jeffreys November 11, 2007

Defiling

When two or more people are taking pictures of each other in the act of dry humping people, monuments, signs, bicycles, etc.

Usually preceded, accompanied, and followed by the consumption of alcohol

Thursday night we had a few beers and went defiling. You know that statue of the girl in the park? I got a picture of Gaz french kissing her and cupping her breast while Dave was riding her from behind.

by Defiling Dave September 1, 2006

DEFINATE

Same as Definite. Unfortunately, this is how British twits pronounce it.

I definately want to go to London for Notting Hill carnival

by Rapchandus January 25, 2015

defilathon

A Defiling contest, usually accompanied by the consumption of alcohol, wherein teams compete by taking pictures of their teammates in the act of dry humping people, monuments, or artifacts.

We held the third annual Defilathon last Tuesday, and man did it rock. Gaz defiled the CN tower and then Dave and Norman double teamed the skeezy old bicycle we found.

by Defiling Dave August 31, 2006

definately daddle

To refer to something as being being cool or ausum

Man, that game was definately daddle

by Auhsoj June 11, 2006