delusional kink

idk, something that dumbass rii made up

" you have delusional kink "

by fjfisisjf April 21, 2023

delusional

delusional is goldi goldi is delusional , delusional loves goldi whole lifeee

Person: what does delusional mean??
Person: i think goldi idk

by glksss June 4, 2023

delusional

Tbates

Never changing your opinion even faced with overwhelming evidence is so delusional man. That's so Tbates of you.

by Alternate guy85 July 12, 2023

Fregoli delusion

A rare mental disorder where a person believes that someone is changing forms into different people to spy on them.

Person 1 : why do you keep following me?!
Person 2 : I've never seen you before in my life!
(Person 1 tells therapist)
Therapist : you might have Fregoli delusion

by Cat Kiana September 28, 2018

Bad Decision Thursday

A Thursday night of bad decisions resulting in a mild to moderate hangover at work on Friday. At work on Friday, your co-workers will notice your breakfast of greasy foods, particularly sausage links. If you don't have to work, but have an early Friday morning flight and haven't packed and try to say "no" to participating in Bad Decision Thursday, it is of utmost importance that your friends tell you to get your ass out and you can sleep on the plane. Bad Decision Thursday involves a Friday morning sacrifice. Meaning you have to adult, but it's difficult because you made Bad Decisions... on Thursday night. Just say "yes."

"Put your pants on and get to the bar, it's Bad Decision Thursday, Bitches!"

by Maida S January 17, 2019

ass defusion

when 2 asses fuse together

person: I suffer from ass defusion with my friend

by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020

1984 Delusion (Nineteen Eighty-Four Delusion)

Also called the 1984 Syndrome (Nineteen Eighty-Four Syndrome) and 1984 Effect (Nineteen Eighty-Four Effect), it is named after the George Orwell Novel "1984". It is where one believes that there is both no individualism and independent thinking because it is being suppressed by the government (Big Brother in 1984) that is controlling them. They also think that they are constantly being watched and monitored by the government through the camera, causing a lack of privacy. It also causes them to believe that language is limited (Newspeak) so that they don't have individualism and independent thoughts. All of this causes them to be isolated from one another and causes self-censorship.

The symptoms include Hyperawareness, Anxiety, Paranoia, Hypervigilance, Self-Censorship, Conformity, Distrust, Social Isolation, Cognitive Dissonance, Confusion, and Perceptual Distortion. In order to get the 1984 Delusion (if it were to exist), then there would have to be one or multiple of these effects: Pervasive Surveillance, Authoritarian Governance, Propaganda and Indoctrination, Fear, Punishment, Limited Privacy, Autonomy, Social Pressure, and Informants.

Man 1: For some reason, my friend won't talk to me. He doesn't speak, he is scared all the time, he is hyperaware, he thinks that the government for some reason which he calls "Big Brother", is watching him, he thinks that there are cameras everywhere, he is always alone by himself, and he even doesn't have or speak any thoughts out of his mouth. Do you know the explanation that causes this specific behavior?

Therapist: A-ha, then he is suffering from something called the "1984 Delusion (Nineteen Eighty-Four Delusion)", also called the "1984 Syndrome" or "1984 Effect". It causes people to think that they are under control by the government and have no freedom in anything, including thinking, speaking, or even language and individualism.

Guy 1: Oh my god! That's so horrifying!

by MatthewPaanoTorres October 8, 2023