anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 14, 2023

Good Luck Charlie defense

When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do

Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”

by Will4021 October 25, 2023

Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024

Chewbaccy defense

Refers to a questionable legal strategy regarding whether someone uses Skoal or Grizzly.

In Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", our hero uses da "Chewbaccy defense" --- namely, dat da Widow Douglas uses snuff herself --- regarding his wanting to smoke his pipe.

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 28, 2019

Self Defense

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate

“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022

Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021