Danes

Really happy people but sadly, not number the most happy anymore.

Guy 1: See that dane over there?
Guy 2: Dane?
Guy 1: Yeah the danes were once the happiest people on earth, but then the finnes took over

by The.One..The.Only...Depression December 18, 2019

The Dane

crown apple and apple juice in a sippy cup

I really want The Dane right now.

by pooposaurous September 23, 2022

Dane swatton

Someone who gets with large ladies and smells of cheese

You’ve really done a Dane swatton there mate

by The bartender June 16, 2025

Stranger Dane-ger

When a middle aged golfer gets drunk on the course and attempts to pick up on the cart girl, even though he is married. He tosses down a few White Claws and some awful lines that didn't even work 10 years prior thinking he has a chance to get up in her britches.

Holy shit, Trudie was the cart girl today and Dane asked her if she'd ever seen a lefty "drive it that hard". Jesus, Stranger Dane-ger

by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019

Dane Ross

One ugly motherfucker

Thank you Jesus Christ I’m not Dane Ross, he’s grodie af

by Iverson SG December 5, 2017

Dane

One of the biggest shits to walk the earth. Disloyal, lying, dishonest to his friends, and a cheat.

Supports the worst football team on the south coast, and is a proud Scummer. As well as his football shirt, he is a walking red flag.

Girl 1: “I am interested in Dane.”
Girl 2: “I heard he cheated on his ex when they had a small baby together, he’s a bit of a shit.”

by Pup13 November 15, 2023

Dane

the danest dane that ever daned. he owns a great dane and lives in denmark. hes also exceedingly tall

holy shit is that dane???

*in danish* Yes Yes it is

i have no idea what was just said

by Mettaton1 February 13, 2023