Pink Dandelion

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.

My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!

by thefox_4 November 29, 2011

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015

Belt dander

1: When you have sex with your pants still on and the sex juice dries on your belt, becoming white and flaky.

2:Pubic dander that has fallen on and attached itself to a belt.

I just fucked that girl in the urinal, now I got mad belt dander bruh!

Queefbiscut

by Tranquilstillbirth March 26, 2016

fleggin dander

The act of flying your flag between your balls and your ding a ling

Im so confident that im right that i would fleggin dander on it

by Fleggin Believe It May 21, 2016

dirty dundee

When you wear dirty underwear that has dry poop streaks in it and put in your lover's mouth.

"Man that Mel chick is a freak. I heard she gave the bobba to Bryce, and it involved a dirty dundee" said Heisenpupgirl.

by bluespade November 26, 2016

devil dander

When it snows in the south.

Man I woke up and that devil dander was falling out of the sky sure to cripple all movements and make a run to the grocery store for bread and milk.

by PrVol February 25, 2017

crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017