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The Dangerzone

The place or mental state where the most fun and craziness happens. The mental state that one enters when they are really really hammered/drunk. Being absolutely blitzed. Having great fun, but on the brink of destruction. To the point of intoxication where bad things will happen if anymore alcohol is consumed.

The place that you strive to go when you rage.

Inspired by the theme song from the classic movie top gun.
Friend A: Dude are you really planning on having 20 standard drinks tonight?

Friend B: Bro, I don't know, but it is definitely possible. I am going to the dangerzone tonight!

Friend C: (Drunkenly pumps his fist and sings loudly) "Highway to the Dangerzone!"
by fjireiog588466 March 16, 2011
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The most dangerous weapon

the most dangerous weapon.
When a person uses your full name
the most dangerous weapon....

Parent: TERESSA GRACE ANN...
* Teressa has left the chat...*
by Bisheroonie December 10, 2019
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Danger Noodle

1. A Venomous Snake
2. Someone with a monster dong
Beware of that Danger Noodle.
I was with this boi last night and dang, all I can say is Danger Noodle. It threatened my life.
by Soup$ June 28, 2016
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danger wank

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!
shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
by mike March 19, 2004
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Danger Wank-up Call

The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"
Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."

Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"

Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"

Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
by Brocuzz July 8, 2011
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DangerDan

Someone who falls in love with someone over the internet.
Boy: I love my gf, Vixen.
Girl: Oh really, what does she look like?
Boy: Dunno. Met her in a chat room
Girl: Way to go, DangerDan
by kittentits15 February 24, 2008
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Dani Danger

She is a female who often changes her haircolor, she has big green eyes, she's very artistic, she has many friends and is loved by all. Often, many envy her, mostly the whale type females. She is average height, has a gorgeous face, an amazing smile. But she always seem to look sad. She makes a lot of mistakes, but she meens no harm. She has a way of whipping the boys, they do almost everything she asks. She's incredible, independent, and unique.
Richard: "Who is that amazing girl over there?"
Justin: "Oh, that's Dani Danger, she's incredible."
by KillaFilla February 20, 2011
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