Damien.

The most retarded "boy" you will ever meet/see. A big whore. Likes any girl he spends 10 minutes with. Gets hard for 11-13 year old girls, even though he's going to be 16 (can you say pedo?). Sooooo fucking ugly. Has no respect for anyone. Will try to ask out all of his ex's friends since hes an asshole. A pussy. If you see him, make sure to tighten your chasity belt. Thinks he can bang anything he wants, when really its just him and his hand.

Person 1: Here comes Damien.
Person 2: My chasity belt is tightened, I'm safe.

by SquirtyFlirty September 7, 2011

Damien

from the movie mean girls. as Janice Ian describes him almost too gay to function

Damien: is that your natural hair color?
Cady: yeah?
Damien: see this is the color I want
Janice: sorry. that's Damien. he's almost too gay to function

by oops! hi. LARRY AF February 16, 2015

Damien Luciano

Fucking awesome. handsome awesome hair. part Hispanic part Italian. he is the shit.

you did so good on that test instead of an A+ you get a Damien Luciano.

by d@mien luiano April 10, 2012

Damien

Extreme Cum-butts. Loves cum in their butts.

You are being such a Damien right now.

by Betterthenyou11 November 9, 2017

Damien

Odd ball collage student who has an eye for thighs. May or may not be a pedophile/rapist/pervert.

"yea they arrested some guy apparently for looking at thighs. He was being a total Damien".

by Dem Legz April 4, 2020

Darien

Tends to be overly dramatic, and gets frustrated real easy.
Whit guy who is very popular with the girls and gets whatever he wants from them.Can be the worst friend but the best boyfriend.When he is kind he is the most sweetest boy you can ever meet.

Boy #1: Why is he acting so butt hurt today?

Boy #2: That's just Darien.

by alexis.cerrato101 February 25, 2010

Damien

An annoying little boy who is in love with other little boys. Usually an omen sent by the Socialist party.

Little Boy 1: What if I refuse to bow down to your Dictator
Damien: Rape!

by Sarah Louise May 22, 2008