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Dong Slop

The white, creamy chad (male ejaculate) that comes from the shaft of a well hung male.
"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yea I heard Kevin slathered her face in dong slop."
by Master Tube Steak January 25, 2013
mugGet the Dong Slopmug.

bossman dong

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by Nick Guurr April 9, 2020
mugGet the bossman dongmug.

dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.
25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.
by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021
mugGet the dong ringermug.

dilly dong

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.
by clownpenis September 28, 2013
mugGet the dilly dongmug.

pp dong

When you wake up and you're pp is hard from pee
Vro I woke up this morning with a pp dong
by PP DONG LORD 3303 September 28, 2018
mugGet the pp dongmug.

dong do

a person, usually singular that reeks of a certain smell, usually relating to onions or farts
hey dude, you smell like dong do today... take a shower bro
by cazpers January 7, 2023
mugGet the dong domug.

Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong
I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!
by Txbred September 30, 2015
mugGet the Dong Watchingmug.

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