Steak Dinner

Euphemism for a Blow Job. Because getting a BJ is as good as getting steak dinner.

Mike: How'd your date go last night?
Chris: Pretty good. Got me a steak dinner at the end of the night.
Mike: Real Nice!

by Mordac, Lord of Unholy Fury September 11, 2008

Pussy Dinner

When you eat a dinner of Pussy

Man 1: What did you have for dinner last night?
Man 2: Dude I had a nice Pussy dinner at 5pm

by Stonergalpalgal420 February 15, 2019

Bancroft dinner jacket

Named after the small northern Ontario, Canada, logging town. It is assumed that everyone in Bancroft wears the, sometimes, red and black fleece outdoorsman coat even to formal events. Therefore the Bancroft dinner jacket.

Outdoorsy type wearing his checkered coat in the city someone might say.

Hey, look at buddy wearing his Bancroft dinner jacket!

by Pflapper February 20, 2011

Clam Dinner

Performing oral sex on two or more females in an orgiastic manner.

Frank went to visit his girlfriend but ended up in a hot three way with her and her roommate and had quite the clam dinner from what I hear.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Italian Christmas Dinner

When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.

Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**

by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021

TV Dinner

(1)Food that was very popular in the 50's, now degenerated into something similar to dog food. Usually placed in a microwave for 3-5 minutes.

(2) May be used to describe easy-to-make food.

(3) Can also be used to demean someone's cooking.

"Hey, there's a chicken nugget in my brownie!"
"Green beans and gravy?"
"Whoa, the plastic wrap's caught fire!"
"I bet you couldn't even make a TV Dinner."
"This tastes like a TV Dinner"

by Anon319 October 18, 2007

Glenwood Dinner Rolls

The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.

Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."

by Glenwood's Finest October 22, 2011