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deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.
She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.
by Bill August 19, 2004
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dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".
Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.
by arvsft June 1, 2006
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dropping a deuce

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.
by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013
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dual deucing

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom
justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock
by yzmur May 22, 2004
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Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.
We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!
by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011
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deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"
Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!
by Lady deuce dropper August 7, 2017
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Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.
(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!
by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018
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