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deer tick dog

puopable tick transferred from deer to dick to dog to adam givin to everyone else in jesis room, always from dog fuckin the deer raping everyone in jesis room, isnt puopable at first, but is a little later after brock licks the stickly tuckly dicky sticky stuckle deer tick dog
crazy belt quinn is wearing farting out her mouth is a deer tick dog
by amber adam brock quinn January 13, 2008
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Key deer

Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.

Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.

But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
“Is that a key deer colony?”
by Not the key deer! March 2, 2024
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idaho deer hunt

When a man is about to cum but he holds it back then procedes to chase his girl around the room trying to splatter her with the semen.
I went on an Idaho deer hunt last night, I shot the wrong one.
by Roarxd420_69 May 4, 2017
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Deering

Deering: To Deer
To pick apart fresh things callously.
The Chad imposed himself and started "Deering" your new relationship.
by President Brisbine July 23, 2021
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north deering

pussy ass neighborhood oe is better and raquel is the best eater there and hamdi lives there too
“ yo woodka is north deering better” nah oeg 4L
by oegwoodka October 6, 2022
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petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
by tian647 August 28, 2013
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deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.
" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."
by doodle1127 November 28, 2019
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