Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025

Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Tubby custard

The act of ejaculating into a women who is menstruating and continuing to mix the fluids with penetration.

We made tubby custard with her blood and my sperm.

by Mamasnowblow January 21, 2023

Custard ass

Someone who talks shit

Fuck off custard ass

by anonymous September 14, 2020

nr eating custard

something that is on most boys snap stories multiple times a day often changed to “saving my custard for later”

“nr eating custard”

by shagasaurus rex September 19, 2020

Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022