Cubs

Loser team with fair-weather fans

Cubs fan: The Cubs are the best! Sox Suck! Did Sammy Sosa hit a homer yesterday?

by P.e.t.e.r October 21, 2007

swallow your crabs

no meaning... it just sounds really gross and awesome

hey.. alyssa called.. she wants to swallow your crabs

by random guy June 7, 2004

crabs

In contrast to other given definitions, it is another name for Andy Fields. He is the king of the fat people.

There goes Crabs! Hey Crabs! Crabby Crabby Crabby! Crabulous Maximus!

by Crabs February 13, 2005

cabsargue

An adjective, used to insult a very annoying person; originated from a drunk college student in the United States in 2008.

"I can't stand her! She's just so...cabsargue."

by BigShit January 19, 2009

crabshacking

When someone posts images that aren't them on a dating site or app (see cat-fishing), but you still fly across the country to meet them, you end up sleeping with them, and get crabs.

"So I met this hot girl on Tinder, she sent me shots of herself in a bikini, we made plans for me to fly to Chicago to meet her, and then I got crabs. Textbook crabshacking."

"I couldn't help myself. He was so cute and sent me hipsterporn. I had to crabshack that fool."

by McFuckersons November 23, 2013

Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018