Bug crooked

a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug

random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up

by goofydays4ohio January 13, 2023

letting God choose

Slapping the screen in Kahoot because you don't know the answer.

I dunno what this one is, I'll just go with letting God choose.

by pheae June 21, 2017

you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 4, 2018

National friends choose your someone day

Date: 02 December

The day your friend/s choose someone you have got to date for 24hrs. Their friends have to agree with it too.

“I ship you with that person so you have to be with them because its National friends choose your someone day.”

by Anonymous.days November 12, 2021

star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.

Romeo and Juliet had a doomed relationship

by jd July 26, 2004

cooser

A person that is not a looser nor cool.

Sup mady, when you gonna stop being such a cooser.

by bzerk July 15, 2005

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

by knoophouse January 4, 2008