Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

Cobbling

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

by Crabman69 August 10, 2018

Clobbler

1- multi-directional form of movement on two legs with little to no coordination.
2- an excentric form of shoe making that went out of style in the 17th century.
3- a heavy whipped cream served with bread pudding.

1- After a slight fender bender, the driver of the first car seemed to be clobblering to the side walk.
2- The king of spain commissioned shoes from the clobbler.

3- My bread pudding was served with too much clobbler.

by Clobblerer27 December 21, 2018

chobblesome

A made up word from the YouTuber Grian describing "something that is worth talking about".

Grian: I was just gonna say you're looking very chobblesome in that lovely blue and pink sweater. Looks good!
Renthedog: what is 'chobblesome'

by Ascyt June 23, 2022

chobblesome

Worth talking about in a positive light

I love what you've done with the place, it's very chobblesome. I'll tell my friends about it.

by MechaSpud June 23, 2022

chobblesome

as grian said in his hermitcraft video, chobblesome - worth talking about, usually with positive connotation

"Your house is chobblesome."
"What"

by 00tiiger June 23, 2022

clit clobberer

a male who is extremely good at stimulating the clit with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it. usually a male with a lot of sexual expirence.

Dude, shane's a clit clobberer. He rocked that clit all night long.

by young jared allen #29 June 7, 2010